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    • CommentAuthormarco
    • CommentTimeMar 5th 2009
     

    so heres a thread to tell some of your crazy crash's if ya got pics show em too

    • CommentAuthormarco
    • CommentTimeMar 5th 2009
     

    so heres my story had a little to much to drink to where i shouldnt have been ridin and this is what happen

      bam.jpg
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    sheesh, i have plenty of wounds on my legs, arms, even ass but damn that has to hurt

    • CommentAuthorAndré
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2009
     

    cut my ear off on a car :)

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    Learning how to over the bar skid, I endo flipped in front of Valley Sporting Goods when my front foot went into my front spokes :tongue:

    • CommentAuthorjebus
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2009
     

    when i was sick i went to fart and pooped my pants

    • CommentAuthormarco
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2009
     
    Posted By: mfp

    when i was sick i went to fart and pooped my pants

    uncalled for mikey and gross

    • CommentAuthorjebus
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2009
     

    war is not pretty

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      CommentAuthorderektoo
    • CommentTimeMar 6th 2009
     
    Posted By: mfp

    when i was sick i went to fart and pooped my pants

    gambled and lost. snake eyes.

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    On the way to Yosemite back in 2000 (ah yes the young and youthful days)

    Went to fast on a turn and ate it pretty good. Good thing I had my trust y Nikon Film SLR in my backpack I crashed with first thing I did was snapped this photo. I didn't take any photos of my bloody self (waste of film) but the bike should tell the story. I crashed it just outside of Waterford on HWY132 (ah yes the death hwy). Luckily my friend was in front of me, he rode his Motorcycle in the opposite direction so the cars would not run me over. I thought I was dead for a moment.

    • CommentAuthor_
    • CommentTimeMar 8th 2009
     

    one time i built a jump for my sledding activities, i took the jump and it hurt my ass almost all the time. i looked in the bathroom afterward and my butt was all red. it was full of lulz.

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    Though not a war story, but close to a Death Story.

    Almost got t-boned during lunch today in Santa Clara at the intersection of a St. and and Expressway. I was biking, the light was GREEN and this IDIOT was FLYING on the opposite ST. at 60-70MPH GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH A RED LIGHT the DUDE SEE's ME ONLY AFTER I SEE him I Slammed on my BRAKE then he spots me HE SLAMS ON HIS BRAKES... skidded for 50ft, missed the car BY 10 or LESS FEET. The Fagot stops in the middle of the intersection see's that he didn't kiled me and fled the scene.

    Here is the description of the idiot,

    A fat mexican, probably in his 40's bald head driving a gold colored 1986 Honda Accord Hatchback, I could not get the license plate since the fag quickly drove off.

    If any of you guy see this idiot, please pellet his car, AND SAVE A BIKER'S LIFE you never know.

    • CommentAuthor_
    • CommentTimeMar 9th 2009
     
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      CommentAuthorthrdprophet
    • CommentTimeMar 9th 2009 edited
     
    Posted By: ^__________________^

    shit, he's not known to the almighty google. all hope is lost.
    http://images.google.com/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hl=en&q=A+fat+mexican%2C+probably+in+his+40%27s+bald+head+driving+a+gold+colored+1986+Honda+Accord+Hatchback&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

    gah I knew it he's an undocumented workerillegal alien and doesn't have a SS probably driving w/out registration or insurance.

    • CommentAuthormarco
    • CommentTimeMar 10th 2009
     
    Posted By: thrdprophet

    Though not a war story, but close to a Death Story.

    Almost got t-boned during lunch today in Santa Clara at the intersection of a St. and and Expressway. I was biking, the light was GREEN and this IDIOT was FLYING on the opposite ST. at 60-70MPH GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH A RED LIGHT the DUDE SEE's ME ONLY AFTER I SEE him I Slammed on my BRAKE then he spots me HE SLAMS ON HIS BRAKES... skidded for 50ft, missed the car BY 10 or LESS FEET. The Fagot stops in the middle of the intersection see's that he didn't kiled me and fled the scene.

    Here is the description of the idiot,

    A fat mexican, probably in his 40's bald head driving a gold colored 1986 Honda Accord Hatchback, I could not get the license plate since the fag quickly drove off.

    If any of you guy see this idiot, please pellet his car, AND SAVE A BIKER'S LIFE you never know.

    thats my uncle jesus hahaha he says he's sorry

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    check that website that posts all sex offenders in the area and you'll probably find him

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    The problem with sex offenders... is that they all look the same, although this guy has a 86 honda accord instead of the typical Astro Van that Mexican drives.

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    hey accords are faster and easier to swipe up dem kids while they eat their ice cream...faster than you can scream "mommy"

    and the pedo bear cries.....

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    [quote][cite]Posted By: thrdprophet[/cite][p]The problem with sex offenders... is that they all look the same, although this guy has a 86 honda accord instead of the typical Astro Van that Mexican drives.[/p][/quote]

    i was pulled out of class my junior year, because some stupid little girls pointed me out in the yearbook and said that i was driving around looking at little children. and they thought i was driving around in an Astro Van. i didnt even have my license or an astro van, and i didnt even know where the hell the school they said i was supposedly seen at was. so if you guys see any child sex offenders, look em up in a high school yearbook.

    • CommentAuthorSaintMark
    • CommentTimeMar 12th 2009
     

    Tell your war STORIES, not storys.

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    lol that was a great story,

    • CommentAuthormarco
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2010 edited
     

    cut my finger off in my cog dont ask why i did this six stitches later it was back on

      Photo on 2010-02-12 at 13.42 #2.jpg
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      CommentAuthorRetroNano
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2010
     

    lol. same thing happened to me about a month ago ^^^

    • CommentAuthorAndré
    • CommentTimeFeb 12th 2010
     

    damn there's like 4 other people on this forum that got the same thing!

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    my story was sort of like that...except it involved my penis

    • CommentAuthorLogan
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2010
     

    riding down briggsmore overpass going fast and here comes a driver through the red light, somehow every car missed him and viceversa im locked up sliding sideways and zooo! inches between me and his rear bumper, and no doubt he just kept driving like he was running from the police, assholes nowadays, i hope the redlight camera got his licence plate

    • CommentAuthor_
    • CommentTimeFeb 17th 2010
     

    You'd be right there posin' too. You'll never see the picture though. Bummer.

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      CommentAuthorRiCaRd0
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010
     

    yea...

    • CommentAuthormarco
    • CommentTimeFeb 25th 2010
     
    Posted By: RiCaRd0

    yea...

    please do tell us what happen here??

    i bet when it happen you where like:cry:
    then you were like:banghead:
    and now your like this :upset::shamed:

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    Posted By: marco
    Posted By: RiCaRd0

    yea...

    please do tell us what happen here??

    i bet when it happen you where like:cry:
    then you were like:banghead:
    and now your like this:upset::shamed:

    Me, Ricardo, Seal, Jett and Juan were all riding down Standiford. From what Ricardo told me (none of us actually saw it happen) some car cut in front of him to turn. The guy got out, asked if Ricardo was alright, stood there for a little bit, then drove off.

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      CommentAuthorJett
    • CommentTimeFeb 26th 2010 edited
     

    hahahaha I was there.
    Funny stuff but I feel bad for the bike :(
    and he should have made that guy buy him a new wheel.

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      CommentAuthorRiCaRd0
    • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2010
     

    i didnt even get mad or cry or anything . i didnt care for that aluminum taiwanese wheel or where ever its from

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      CommentAuthorsealmontes
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     

    besides ur riding on a badass all yellow 27inch wheel. 1up'in everyone

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      CommentAuthorJett
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     

    yeah like a millimeter close!
    haha

    • CommentAuthoradrian
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
     

    haha what you mean his sick ass aerospoke?=]lmao that sucks though.at least todays ride was fun and the rim held up!

    • CommentAuthorAndré
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2010
     

    my bars ran into a chain fence and i fell...

    it was probably siick from logans point of view

    til he ran me over..

    hurt my finger..

    no photos :(

    I bet you all care

    ow

    • CommentAuthorxsv.ninja
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010 edited
     

    Lat 4th of july i was doing a skid where i stopped the rear wheel my putting my right foot on top of the rear tire and putting my left foot on the top tube (don't know if there's a name for it).

    It was dark so my left foot slips and i end up jamming it hard behind my fork which caused my front wheel to lock throwing me not too far over the handle bars.
    End result is some scraps and a lost toenail. Didn't take any pictures but i kept the nail :)

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      CommentAuthorJett
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010
     

    I remember. logan pretty much ran me over too haha.
    He was doing a wheelie down virginia trail and I swerved in front of him and he got me in the head with his b 43 and I went into the dirt.

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      CommentAuthorJared
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010
     
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      CommentAuthorJett
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2010 edited
     

    So i got hit by this lady this morning on my way to school.
    I was going about 20 and she was going about the same speed and she turned the corner hella sharp and we collided and she ran over the front of my bike and it bent my front wheel and messed up my seat and seatpost. I have some scrapes going down my arms but im good.
    Im making the bitch buy me hella shit for my bike :)
    Ill post pictures later today.


    • CommentAuthormarco
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2010
     

    :fierce::middlefinger::middlefinger:

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      CommentAuthorJett
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2010
     

    Alright this is kinda of a war story cause this means war!
    Okay so I was riding to world of wheels with my friend alberto(tenspeeder) and we were by longbridge right across from world and I see this new VW bug pull uup at the stop sign and my friend alberto crosses infront of hella cars and busses and the girls forsome reason are saying fuck you fucking dumbasses! and flipping me off when I didnt even do anything haha. they were all wearing bakini's (yes they did look alright:) anyways Im like fuck you stupid bitches! and we go to world of wheels and alberto was like what the fuck was that? And I said I didnt know. so after we were done looking around we turn down longbridge going back to my house and I see them coming up behind me saying"say it, say it, say it!" like repeating that. expexting me to say sorry I was like fuck you guys and they pour a whole bottle of water on me and I go to kick the car and they sped off. So yeah it was pretty weird. If I see that bug again im gunna have to do something! haha

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    you should have just whipped out your d*ck and everything would have been solved....those girls were hurtin for a squirtin

    • CommentAuthorAndré
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     

    I would have leap'd off my whip and into theirs made out with some babes nude party all wet :metal:

    • CommentAuthorKingPhan
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     
    Posted By: RobtheGiant

    you should have just whipped out your d*ck and everything would have been solved....those girls were hurtin for a squirtin

    x2! hhahah

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      CommentAuthorJett
    • CommentTimeJun 9th 2010
     

    Shiett.. next time I guess I have to do all that stuff.
    And I figured out they live a couple blocks away haha.

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    ahahh whaat do I feel some weekend mischief coming on?

    • CommentAuthorAndré
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2010
     

    I feel some jailbait naughty nuaghty

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      CommentAuthorsealmontes
    • CommentTimeJun 10th 2010
     

    12's the new 18..

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    -Dave Chappelle

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